With friends like these. . .

"We have a Republican man in Congress who sent e-mails to teenage boys asking them what they were wearing, and an entire party, the Democrats, whose primary constituency, besides the teachers' unions, is homosexual men and lesbian women. I hope it won't come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys. Don't get me wrong. My very best friend is gay. I have many gay friends and they are great people."

-- Ben Stein, Republican partisan