Sopranos spoiler

Lisa de Moraes - Hey, Don't Whack the Messenger - washingtonpost.com: "AJ forgets how to breathe and dies. Carmella gets a diamond ring so big it crushes her to death. Meadow hooks up with OJ Simpson and dies. OJ is charged but has a get-out-of-jail-free card . . . [Tony] relaxes by his pool and the bear comes back and eats him."