Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions."